Do Not Sit On The Furniture
What the data shows
What the data shows: treat the available data on this business with caution, at only an insufficient evidence confidence level.
There is no prior ranking history for this business, so a ranking change over time cannot be shown. There is not enough ongoing tracking data to assess stability or trend for this business. No rating source is available for this business. Only 0 texts were collected, below the threshold needed to reliably identify recurring topics.
Venue details
| Address | 423 16th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139, United States |
|---|---|
| Phone | +1510-551-5067 |
| Price level (self-described) | Moderate prices |
| Category | Bar |
Price level comes from the business's own public listing, not from diner reports.
Hours
| Friday | 10:00 PM-5:00 AM |
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| Saturday | 10:00 PM-5:00 AM |
| Thursday | 10:00 PM-5:00 AM |
| Wednesday | 10:00 PM-5:00 AM |
Hours are as posted by the business's own listing and may not always be current.
What diners mention
Rating distribution
| 5★ | 490 | 66% |
|---|---|---|
| 4★ | 53 | 7% |
| 3★ | 29 | 4% |
| 2★ | 26 | 3% |
| 1★ | 146 | 20% |
744 ratings total · 66% are 5-star
Across platforms
The two review communities disagree here: this venue reads notably higher on Google than on Yelp.
Platforms count reviews differently and show different reviewer populations, so review counts and star ratings are not directly comparable across them.
Comparisons
| vs. national average | 4.0 · Below the national average (4.3) by 0.3 points |
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| In the top 90% of 136 Bar | Top 90% |
Ranking: #26 in Miami Beach
Amenities
Amenities and features come from the business's own public listing.
Price level (self-described): Moderate prices
Methodology & refresh
Computed from public Google data · 744 reviews on Google · updates automatically. Additional public review sources join as their data comes online. Topic analysis is based on mention counts in review text, not star averages. The "rating distribution" layer reflects every review on the platform; the "lexicon analysis"/"AI analysis" layer is based on the sample of reviews actually analyzed. The average rating is measured against a national average of 4.3 across 17,504 restaurants.
Last updated: 2026-07-18